Summer Called. It Wants its Sandals Back.

The minute the sun comes out in Vancouver, something funny happens. You know what I’m talking about. It’s 12 degrees and sunny and BAM, people are in their sandals and shorts! Seriously, it’s pretty ridic. Yesterday, alone, I think I saw more toe-sluts (and no, it’s NOT a thing) than I did normal people (and normal, of course, is relative).

Here’s the thing:

• 12 degrees doesn’t equal a warm summer day
•  Don’t wear things to the office that normal people would only wear on vacation (I saw 3 offenses yesterday where people were wearing things I would only dare in Mexico – no jokes!)
• Cover your toes dammit – no one really likes a toe-slut (and I mean that in the nicest way possible)
• Save the short shorts and flip flops for days that are 20 degrees or more – then MAYBE you won’t get the crazy stares (just sayin’)

The lesson here? I think you got it. Beachwear on a 12 degree Spring day at the office? Definitely NOT a thing. ^K